GOODBYE 2016, YOU COCK OF A YEAR

Hello faithful readers (ie my family), I'm baaaaaaaack *jazz hands*!
Now, would my blog even be my blog if I hadn't stopped posting for ages but came back with a vengeance around new years to reflect and set new years resolutions? The answer is no, my friends.

2015

Yep. I'm being that person. Returning to blogging just to write about new years. Do I give a shiny shit? Nope. It's basically so I can write a bit more than Facebook/Twitter/Instagram allows. Nobody wants to read a 500 word Facebook status.